DEAR PENIS
Dear penis I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh dear penis I don't like you anymore
It used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to get by
Now it seems things have changed
I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis I don't like you anymore
Now he sings..
Dear Rodney I don't think I like you anymore
'Cause when you get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney I don't like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship
And come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together we'd just stay home forever
Dear penis I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney while you are shavin' shave my balls